Scenario List is Published

Conscripts and fellow travelers!

After much debate, the Central Committee has published the scenario list for this year’s tournament. Behold, the list is a wonder of simplicity and beauty!

Site is Updated!

Conscripts and Fellow Travelers,

The Planning Committee is pleased to announce that our HUMAN WAVE website is now updated with the concept, venue and the new registration page is active! See the tabs at the top of the page for details. Hoping to see you again this year!

Save The Date!

Conscripts and Fellow Travelers,

Mark your calendars now. The next Human Wave is scheduled for Friday 12 July through Sunday 14 July 2024! Details will be forthcoming.

Game Results Uploaded to ASL Ratings

Conscripts and Fellow Travelers,

The technical committee is pleased to offer the following report:

“After days of work converting paper Player Information Sheets to ones and zeros, ordering each digit in its proper sequence and formatting, our technicians achieved a breakthrough and established communications with asl-ratings.org. This allows our tournament players to view their updated their online records in preparation for their next competition. Clearly this significant technical advance is another indication that our victory is inevitable! “

Players may view their updated records at http://asl-ratings.org/

Have you taken a look at the tournament results page?

Probieda!

Thank You

Many thanks to our sponsors and all who attended this year’s HUMAN WAVE, making it another great success!

Congratulations to the winners of this year’s tournament!

Neil S. First place.

Jeff C. Second place.

Paul W. Mini champ.

Eric M. Sniper Award winner

Mini-tournament winner, Paul W.

All players have received a link to a post-tournament survey. Please respond so we can take your feedback into account for next year.

Thanks again to the many who helped put this together, and thanks to everyone for coming!

Less than a Week Away!

Here’s the latest —

Tournament is six days away and counting. Status is as follows:

  • Scenario list: check!
  • Swag — Rocks Glasses and T-shirts: check!
  • Game room reserved: check!
  • Prizes on hand: check!
  • Raffle items from our sponsors: check!
  • Name tags and recognition for early registrants: check!
  • New for this year: the Grog Bowl! Check!

All systems “GO” for the Tournament, July 7-9 at Tysons Corner, VA!

We have less than ten slots remaining, so make sure you register soon.

Looking forward to seeing you there!

Rocks Glasses

They’re back!

The highly sought-after Conscripts rocks glasses have returned for this year’s tournament. Featuring an incredible dual-use technology, the glasses can be used for “rolling low” against your opponent OR as a glass for your favorite beverage after the game. Field testing shows the glass should not be used for both roles simultaneously, however.

Due a manufacturing incident at Glass Factory #3, quantities are limited. Claim yours on the Registration page!

Conscripts Swag

What everyone wants — the Conscripts swag is coming! Choose from our highly sought after T-Shirt or Rocks Glass — or join the bourgeoise and get both!

Conscripts T-Shirt for 2023

About Our Shirts — Our very stylish shirts are revised completely every year. This year features our unique logo on the front (in this case, a Japanese LMG). On the back we have the image from this year’s flyer. Shirts are made of (edit: 100% Cotton) for extended wear during long gaming sessions. Color may vary slightly from the image shown above. We are purchasing only 30 shirts this year so be sure to get your order in while we still have ’em!

Cost is $40. Get yours on the registration page .

More information on this year’s Rocks Glasses coming soon!

Scenario List is Up

The Human Wave is only five weeks away! As the excitement builds, we have posted the Scenario List, so be sure to take a look.

Some of the Proletariat have asked about swag for this year — yes, our very popular t-shirts are being requested through official channels. We’ll put the order page up shortly. Still working on the glasses. Due to the need for advanced optics for the front, I am not entirely sure the glass factory will have our order ready in time, but we’ll see.

Have you registered yet?

Hotel Registration Link

Conscripts and Fellow Travelers,

The room registration link is now live! You can get a room for $89/night before Wednesday 7 June. Afterwards is ‘space available’ only. Here’s the hotel reservation link. If you choose to call the hotel directly at +1-703-790-0207, be sure to mention the HUMAN WAVE 2023 for the group discount rate.